Ceres

[ Holy cow Ceres is actually showing her face on the network today! And on top of that, she's not angry, depressed, or even annoyed! It's a Patriot Day miracle. ]

It has been suggested to me that I might take up hobbies which are more interactive. I have not found sports to hold much interest for me, but I have been told that activities such as card games, board games, and criticizing films can be entertaining group activities.

[ Is she serious? Oh yes, she is very serious. ]

If there is anyone aboard who might be so inclined, I do not believe the necessary paraphernalia will be difficult to obtain.